"Raising a child is like taking care of someone who’s on way too many shrooms, while you yourself are on a moderate amount of shrooms. I am not confident in my decisions, but I know you should not be eating a mousepad."

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I CAN’T EMPHASISE ENOUGH HOW ACCURATE THIS IS.

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I will never not reblog this….

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firelorcl:

the only valentine’s day cards i’ll accept

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